There are 47% of Splash students who won't take this class no matter what. All right, there are 47% who are dependent on being taught, who believe that they are victims, who believe that Splash has a responsibility to teach them everything, that they are entitled to instruction on every individual thing. That that's an entitlement. And that Splash should give it to them. And they won't take this class no matter what. These are students who pay no information tax. 47% of Splash students deal pay no information tax. And so our job is not to worry about those students- we'll never convince them to take personal responsibility and care about their lives. Our job is to teach you, the rugged individualists, all about creating information. In this class, you'll pull yourself up by your mental bootstraps and become experts at info-genesis. And once you finish this class, you will make all other Splash students intellectually wealthier as your knowledge and competency trickle down. Sign up for this class, because you are information creators, and are more valuable than the fact-poor who rely on Splash handouts to get by.

Hello, I definitely know what I'm talking about! And so do I! Get ready to go on a tour of politics, art criticism, and philosophy. Come learn to be an expert on being an expert.

Categories! Arrows! Morphisms! Arrows! Dots! Arrows! Transformations! Diagrams! Arrows! Commutative diagrams! Arrows! Universal properties! Functors! Arrows! DID I MENTION THE ARROWS?

Bridge - it's not just for your grandmother! Come learn to play this challenging card game. No experience with any card games required.