Haskell is an awesome functional programming language. Learn about basic syntax, recursion, types, type classes, functors, and Maybe even monads.

cout << "Ever wanted to learn how to program?"; cin >> your_answer; if (your_answer == “yes”) cout << "Awesome! Take our class, and learn how to program in C++"; /* This is a class for students with no prior programming experience. We will cover the fundamentals of programming, using the popular language C++. Each class will have a lecture component, where we teach you an aspect of the language, and an activities component, where we will hone your skills with practice assignments. We’ll have lots of fun writing and running cool programs, and you’ll learn a lifelong skill in the process. */ /* There will be small homework assignments each week, to reinforce the concepts covered in class. */

printf("Ever wanted to learn how to program?"); if (your_answer == "yes") printf("Awesome! Take my class, and learn how to program in C"); if(your_answer == "no") printf("What?! Why not?!?!!!!"); /* This is a class for students with none or little programming experience, or who know other programming languages but want to learn the C language. We'll have lots of fun writing and running cool programs in the command line (a text-only interface to interact directly with your operating system), and you'll learn a lifelong skill in the process. */

Hello, internet users, look at your webpage, now back to mine, now back at your webpage, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine, but if you stop using Dreamweaver and learn HTML, yours could look like mine. Swan dive.