You became friends with Asra, you stayed friends with Asra, and then you stared into her eyes as she told you that she was graduating a semester early and so you two would not be Ferris Bueller'ing it together your last semester of college. Wow. Since when did people want to start growing up? Have I done anything with my life to warrant becoming an adult early like Asra? I-what-ma...choor? Sigh.

Read this. Now read this. Now look slightly to the left. Look back at this. Now look at your keyboard. Now back at this. Whizz around and make sure that no one's watching you. Now look back at this. But are you still friends with Asra? Duh duh duuuuuuuuuhh...find out next time in this Splash's installment of the Asra Triology.

What even are meteorites man? Why are they never wrong? Why aren't they talking right now? I completely agree. This will be a class about where meteorites come from (spoilers: not here), what certain meteorites tell us about the history of the solar system (I'm warning you, they can't talk though), and what they're made of (rocks!)!

Do you think you know your geography? Well then, where am I right now? Made you look! When you get back, we'll be talking about physical geography as made by Mother Nature and man-made geography as made by people. No experience necessary as we'll start with the basics.

Who is Asra? Like, have I met her before? Why do I care?

Come quiz yourself on what geographs you know and forgot existed. Maybe you think you don't need this class, but my friend asked me what the capital of Chicago was. If you are my friend, you should take this class. Maybe you also like geography because you are cool kid number one! *You* should definitely come! We'll have some geographantastic moments.

Have you ever wondered how different clouds are formed? Or how to predict the weather based on the clouds you see? In this class, we'll learn about different types of clouds and what weather they signify.

Are you happy? Do you feel like your life is missing something? Something...tres important? Then let's go on a journey! Together we will learn basic French so that you can sustain a respectable conversation with a French-speaking person* (*Terms and Conditions may apply to subject of conversation). So get your berets, and allons-y!

Do you like doing fun things? Think you "don't have enough time"? We will teach you how to optimize your time! This class will teach you to find the optimal travel route on foot and/or using public transportation that you can use in any city, town, school hallway, crowded cafeteria, or jungle! Be ready to walk and/or jump. Maybe even somersault (optional).

Come learn about the history, biology, and societal significance of Felis catus! We promise we won't sign you up for any SMS lists. No prior knowledge necessary.